A man, not a smart man, caused quite a scene at Beijing International airport on March 17 when he claimed to have a bomb up his rectum. The man was apparently perturbed by the long waiting time in the queue for the luggage scanning and when he just couldn’t take it any longer he spoke out about his frustration. He apparently said, “I can drop my pants too if you’d like, I have a bomb in my ass.”
The man was detained for 5 days under the ‘Fictitious Facts Disturbing Public Places’ rule. If he was indeed in a hurry, then he definitely went about getting to his location quicker in the wrong fashion.
Source: news.ifeng.com
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He meant he was tired of waiting in queue and he didnt want to leave the queue and his ass was in fire since he ate too much red peppers.
Mar 26, 2014 11:43 Report Abuse
Well in real English slang I guess he wanted to "drop a bomb" right
Mar 25, 2014 19:13 Report Abuse
funny guy...!!! LOL I would have laughed so hard if i saw that...I wonder if I would have been arrested for laughing too...?
Mar 24, 2014 11:15 Report Abuse
Actually if you tell a joke about a bomb in the States you'll go directly to prison... it became a serious thing after 9/11 incident... And we can't carry water into the cabin planes cause some terrorist s carried a liquid kind of bomb in London. It's a scary scary world.
Mar 21, 2014 13:16 Report Abuse
Haha, I was wondering about that too. Angry Chinese guy: "God damn it, I'm so tired of waiting. See that echinacities writer/translator guy? He has a bomb in his ass. Wait, why are you arresting me? Arrest HIM!" --- The scenario that the title suggests is an interesting one. Your avatar has exactly the right facial expression
Mar 21, 2014 09:15 Report Abuse
Granted, a daft thing to say at an airport, but the humour would nonetheless be lost on the Chinese.
Mar 19, 2014 21:30 Report Abuse
"Fictitious Facts" --- In other countries we would say "lies", but in China facts don't have to be truthful.
Mar 19, 2014 20:39 Report Abuse
Funny how the guy being rude and talking about the bommb in his bumhole isn't the real a-hole here.
Mar 19, 2014 20:34 Report Abuse
I think the moral of the story is , this country is full of ass holes
Mar 19, 2014 18:30 Report Abuse