Settling into expat life in China can feel like an initiation to a secret society, involving strange and at times elaborate rites of passage. These are the experiences that separate the novice from the seasoned veteran. Sometimes painful, sometimes enjoyable, the expat who successfully passes each test finds him or herself one step closer to being able to confidently and truthfully answer "yes" to any inquisitive local who asks, "Have you adjusted to China?"
1) Taking the "Big Squat"
One of the first and most jarring differences encountered between China and the land you call home is the squat toilet, a literal chasm between the world you grew up in and the one you live in now.
Many expats wonder aloud how locals are able to balance just right on such a daunting device. The intricate interplay of footing, bending, and the complete lack of toilet paper (and occasionally, stall doors) can give anyone a headache. But many may not realise that avoiding the squat toilet requires far more elaborate acrobatics, obsessively watching their water intake and constantly referring back to mental maps pegged with the nearest McDonalds or luxury hotel.
The true challenge of the squat toilet is a mental one: recognising that the stress of trying to avoid the inevitable is just not worth it. So just relax, and save that anxiety for facing the next challenge…
2) Digging in to street food
Food is nearly everywhere in China, but in the minds of many expats, the vast majority of it is best kept at a distance. A quick glance at the street side stalls carefully reassembled every morning shows a decidedly unappetising sight: battered metal carts blackened with soot and grease, parked next to puddles whose smell can be questionable at best. Even Chinese friends often warn against eating street food, suggesting the shrink-wrapped safety of a nearby restaurant instead.
But those same Chinese friends are spending their warm summer nights squatting on the pavement with a beer in one hand and a chuan'r skewer in the other. Eating street food and joining the millions of Chinese sharing it all around you lets you experience local culture as it is actually lived, and maybe even make a new friend or two. And if they're still alive (and enjoying it!) even after braving the risk of cardboard baozi or mystery meat, chances are you'll be just fine, too. But for the times when something does go awry, it's still smart to keep a well-stocked medicine cabinet and the name of the nearest pharmacy.
3) Making peace with Western fast food
Expats in China have a strange and often conflicted relationship with fast food. Some view McDonald's golden arches and Colonel Sanders' warm smile as beacons of civilization in the midst of chaotic darkness, and cling to them as the last tenuous connection to home. Others shun fast food like the plague, viewing a single step over the freshly-mopped threshold as a betrayal of the adventurous spirit and cultural authenticity they came to China to pursue.
But a truly seasoned expat gradually comes to see the foolishness of either extreme. Things that were once foreign and fearsome come to lose their power. He or she may notice that most of the other faces in the KFC are Chinese, and that the taro pie and congee on the menu reveal this place to be just as local and "authentic" as the neighbourhood jianbing stand. The familiar storefronts once viewed as holy or horrifying become just another part of the landscape. If a veteran expat finds him or herself drawn to fast food chains, it may be for the same reasons many Chinese keep coming back: high standards of hygiene (in both the food and the facilities), free wifi, and 24-7 opening hours that provide a free (if awkward) place to sleep when rooms and time are tight.
4) Taking the train, the hard way
One of the best parts of living in China is the chance to travel, and generally speaking, travelling means taking the train. Seats and beds typically come in either the hard (yìng, 硬) or soft (ruǎn,软) varieties: the names are self-explanatory and the best choice seems self-evident. Choosing a comfortable berth on a long journey looks like a no-brainer, especially during holidays, when China's legendary crowds stuff themselves into narrow train carriages for the obligatory journey home.
But for the real Chinese experience, book the hard seat and dive right in. Perhaps nothing else in China is quite as Chinese as a crowd. Sure, many expats may complain, or have even heard their native colleagues grumble that "there are too many people in China." But a crowded train car offers a slice of life rarely available on solid ground. Even with just a smattering of phrasebook Chinese, an intrepid tourist can meet a wide range of fascinating and friendly people from all over the country and all walks of life. And as an added bonus, it's a good way to save a few Yuan for when you actually get to where you want to go.
5) Rolling with the punches
Even seasoned globetrotters will quickly find that China is a country of surprises. Schedules and timetables suddenly change without explanation, while a favourite restaurant that's booming one day has vanished without a trace the next week. A friend invites you to a birthday party an hour before it starts, then sends a text message calling the whole thing off as you're about to arrive. It may seem at times that not only is preparedness not a virtue in China, it's not even a concept.
Such sudden and abrupt changes can be one of the most frustrating aspects of life in China, but coming to terms with this unavoidable part of life is more than worthwhile. An expat who has learned to take things as they come – and always have a backup plan – finds him or herself enjoying life in the here and now, open to new adventures (and misadventures) that make their time in China truly memorable, and provide them with an arsenal of stories for the folks back home.
6) The final challenge: dinner with the family
An invitation to a family dinner is both the ultimate cultural experience and the ultimate test of expat endurance. Whether invited by a long-time girlfriend, kind-hearted co-worker, or even an unusually friendly stranger, an invitation to dinner at a Chinese household is an inevitable step on the path of expat life. The invitation can be a real thrill: a sign that you have at last "arrived", been accepted as an insider, and are about to step inside the much-vaunted Chinese family, bedrock of a 5,000 year old society and civilization.
But while some expats may be a bit anxious about meeting new, unfamiliar people and customs, few are truly prepared for the challenges they are about to face. The daunting challenges of nearly every one of the above rites of passage are compressed into one event (and often, into one tiny apartment). Once inside, the expat is confronted with mysterious foods, suffocating (if friendly) relatives; and a never-ending stream of baijiu, cigarettes and conversation in incomprehensible dialects.
But the key to not only surviving but mastering this final challenge are the same tools that will help pass through every "rite of passage" as a China expat: understanding, patience (not only towards others, but occasionally towards yourself as well), and the realisation that even if worst comes to worst, tomorrow is another adventure.
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I do go hard sleeper as my wife's preference. However, if you have the 'brown rain' or hell even a solid trying to escape, using the toilet on the train is horrible. the floor is soaked with urine where people have missed, there is no where clean to hold to prevent your self from falling over (and on a train, its easy to do... hell on solid ground I still need somewhere to hold to prevent my self from tipping over). My last experience was a 22 hour K train ride. hard sleeper. I was dealing with my latest bout of food poisoning and it was a very bad experience. luckily coming back was much easier, just me on my own, so I took my motorbike on the back roads. It took allot longer and cost more but my god it was worth it.
Jun 06, 2013 23:05 Report Abuse
13david, is 16 weeks a record for not using a squat toilet (really) ? Not even close; I have been here a year and have never used one for anything except taking a piss. I would have to bet that there are people who have been here several years and never used one. That one in the picture is nothing like a normal (disgustingly filthy) Chinese toilet so using it is maybe ok, but generally I would rather squat in some bushes rather than use the average Chinese restroom. Could I use one? Sure I could and perhaps someday I will, but it won’t be anytime soon. I have yet to figure out how in the hell the average woman (Chinese or Western) uses one with the clothes that they often wear. How would you like to try it wearing a pair of 3 inch heels, pantyhose, underwear, a skirt/dress; all the while caring a purse and shopping bags? Now think of trying it with no heels and 8 months pregnant !!! I asked my girlfriend about it and she gestured that you pretty sometimes have to put your hand on the floor and push yourself back up while pregnant. Now isn’t that a lovely thought. I would have to think that if you had a case of really bad food poisoning you could easily end up needing to whip (you know what ) off the back of your legs, pants, or whatever else it gets on. The only other thing on this list that troubles me is that the “lack of planning and organization”. I have never seen anything like it, nor can I understand it.
Jun 03, 2013 22:10 Report Abuse
I was afraid of using a squat toilet at first, but after using one I became a big fan of them.. Everything just slides out without any effort at all! Only thing I don't like is that my legs die if I have to spend more than a few minutes squatting.
Jun 02, 2013 21:15 Report Abuse
I'm amazed at the comments and some people's unwillingness to try and adapt. The trains are absolutely fine, albeit they are a shock to the system. Street food is a staple in Wuhan, I know people who refuse to try it and I don't understand the fear behind it. If you don't like chicken feet eat something you do like. It's not exactly rocket science.
Jun 02, 2013 11:53 Report Abuse
Why are all these articles based on a cynic, negative and poor point of view about China? Are you that simple to not appreciate interesting things that don't bother but teach you, and make you feel good? And then write about them? Hey, sorry man, but it seems you are always like crying. Once here, try to adapt, it seems you're fine anyway, considering you've not left. So tell the people about what makes you stay, that might be much more interesting (or not necessarily).
Jun 01, 2013 22:40 Report Abuse
Yes that Squat toilet looks unused. I have managed to spend 16 weeks in China without using one . Is that a record? It's essential to get all your business over before you leave the hotel. My Chinese wfe and I have a standard argument over the "squat". She argues that it is hygenic. Not having to sit where others have sat before is, she says , infinitely more hygenic. She relates a story of a new sit down "civilised" public toilet as I call them being installed , but taken away when a woman trying to squat on it fell off and broke her leg. Street food no problem. It's a risk anywhere in the world, but you just have to try it. Getting the occasional shits is par for the course. If you aren't lucky enough to have a chinese wife, a few tips. Check out the kitchens,and the state of the hands of the vendor, for a start. Trains , no problem although I have only used then in Shenzhen. Very clean and modern. So long as you develop a strong set of elbows. Foreign junk food chains.Avoid them like the plague here in Oz. Same in China. Saw an interesting sight in a Haagen Daz ice cream parlour[ not truelly junk} I would argue, a young Chinese guy with Nike Runners ,Adidas tee shirt, Levi jeans and a Nike bag. Should be a law against that sort of thing. Will meet my wifes parents next year. Her father said marrying a westerner would never work. Should be an interesting meeting.
Jun 01, 2013 14:54 Report Abuse
Same here, I haven't used a squatty since I came here in September last year. Just a matter of good bladder training I guess. However on occasion I am in need of a Number 1 at the University where I work, here the unspoken rule is touch nothing except your Johnson. Elbow your way into the stall etc. On a separate note, what about the toilets that cannot handle a Number 2 bulk delivery? If like me, you tend to drop something resembling King Kong's finger it tends to linger at the back of the pan just under the waterline. Usually results in giving it a damn good thrashing to hasten its imminent water based demise.
Jun 08, 2016 11:27 Report Abuse
eating dinner at a chinese family's house is one of my favorite things to do in china its banquets thats the challenge with too much drink and smoke. but dinner with locals at thier home is a great experience you will be lucky to have here!!!
May 31, 2013 12:18 Report Abuse
right, Italy, France they have those bumps in the road.
And definitely, they are WAY more hygiene than a seat, because you do not touch anything of it. If I can choose between a seat and a bump, I always take the bump.
My wife was shocked, when I told her, that all public WCs in Germany would have seats.
And don't tell me you would not put the TP on the seat to prevend germ contamination.
And did you ever needed to go to the restrooms on an Amtrak station?
I wished there would have been squats.
My 4year old daughter actually climbs on the edge of the seats, to not touch it, and makes public WCs squats ;-)
If you take a train an get a seat it is ok, You might upgrade to wopu on the train.
But a horror is no seat - wuzuo,- NO WAY, took it once for 4 minutes, and went for the dining coach car and upgraded to wopu.
And yes non CN nationals treat their, wife often better, this standard makes former expats' girlfriends more particular about their relationships, becuase they have experienced it can be done differently.
Street food, definetley be careful except, CHAO MIFAN that is prepared ultra hot and clean.
Jun 21, 2012 02:27 Report Abuse
Good article. Sugar coated, but good. The invitation to a family dinner is a step closer to being the insider, but let's face it, you will never be an insider. Even people of Chinese heritage, but born abroad are looked at differently by the native Chinese. They're not considered "real Chinese." Hell, even Chinese natives that marry foreigners are secretly resented by the "real Chinese." As a foreigner, we will never, ever be an insider.
I think it was Eddie Murphy who joked about the interacial friendships. He was referencing seeing a group of black men walking down the street together with one white guy. The black men all looked like Bad Ass Motherf*ckers. But the person you should be most afraid of is the White guy! Because you know the white guy had to be one tough SOB in order to be accepted by all the black brothers.
It may change over time, especially with all the mixed babies being produced from interracial relationships, but for now, no matter how much Chinese you have in your blood, if you were born and raised in a different country, or you're married to a foreigner, the "real Chinese" will look at you as being slightly different. Heck, during dating, I was dumped after meeting the parents because I wasn't Chinese. I've been told on numerous occasions that a Chinese woman will have a hard time finding a Chinese man if everyone knows she previously dated a foreigner. So in conclusion, it is impossible for foreigners to become insiders.
Jun 20, 2012 18:01 Report Abuse